I Have Lost My Humor and So Here's a Guide on How to Party

I don't know how to be funny anymore. I just spent 20 minutes trying to write a new blog entry and ended up writing about cats. Ugh. I've been BUSY okay. Who even reads blogs anymore? I knew this girl who used to follow a ton of blogs and actually read them. Now she is far sighted and is really dorky and is kind of chubby. She owns a Kindle and talks about One Direction and wears tortoise shell glasses. Don't end up like her.

How to Party:

1. Look hot. 

2. Put on your sexiest outfit. 

3. Women: wear makeup that looks good on you. I won't even say 'if'. Yes, you will wear makeup. I'm forcing you. 

4. Guys: wear makeup if you want. 

5. Drink a redbull. 

6. Go to a party. 

7. Dance your little heart out. 

Okay there you go. Don't be a loser and sit on the sidelines the whole night. You're an idiot.