This fascination with his nose began a while back, when I watched Footloose for the first time. Yes, that movie was excellent. Everyone was just dancing their butts off and having a great time and whatnot. As I reminisced about all the great, feel good, Inowwanttodancemybuttoff moments of the movie, I thought....is it just me or is Kevin Bacon's nose quite prominent?
I watched some weird movie called 'Picture Perfect' or something and that movie was terrible. Some weird crap about some stupid stuff, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. All I could focus on was HIS NOSE.
IT'S SOOOOO WEIIIRRRDDD. I can't stand it. It's like there's some huge, universal mystery about it that I just cannot quite place. Sooooo, I have compiled a bunch of pictures from le internet to propose my theory on how Kevin Bacon's nose will be an outbreak in history.
THE DAAARRK SIDE OOOFFF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.
And then there's this guy. Geddit? 'KEVIN' in bacon. I thought that was quite the clever shirt.
SWEET ORANGE EYEBROWS, WHOEVER DREW THIS. GREAT, NOW HE LOOKS LIKE CROOKSHANKS.
So hot.
But, your nose is just TOO FREAKING PROMINENT FOR THIS WORLD.
He knows what's up.
Heaven on earth....DO YOU SEE THE PUN?
LOLWUT.
I don't really know what this is from, but here is a great side profile of his nose. You can see exactly the point of no return from here.
Whether he is a teenage rebel or a mutant in First Class, that nose will stay strong.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. You know we all do the 'jumpingintothejeansYAY' thing.
He's just gone and made it the next coolest thing after planking.
Scrunched up nose.
This is like 3/4 of a side profile. Sahrry.
IT'S SO PROMINENT THOUGH.
Now I've gotten that out of my system. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Now you'll see XMEN First Class and all you'll see is KEVIN BACON'S NOSE. Don't get me wrong. It's a great nose. It's just peculiar in some way.
All righty then. My work here is done.
Ahhhhhhaagghhh hahahahahahahalollll I am wiping tears off my face that's the funniest thing I've ever readdd
ReplyDeleteThe poster that is seemingly obsessed with Kevin Bacon's nose failed to observe other features that may in fact, add to (or detract from) from his noticeable nose. His upper lip is pencil thin, giving him the appearance that he has no upper lip or that his lips seem pursed or tense (some elderly people have taught upper lips). His excessively upturned nose is reminiscent of two things: like when we kids and pressed our noses up against glass in a temporary manner. A pug nose looks great on a kid but he didn't seem to grow out of his. A slight downward curve via corrective surgery would balance out the symmetry. Voila, no more nose pressed against the glass look. A light mustache would nicely enhance a thin upper lip.
DeleteI'm saying this with all my respect, but don't you have anything else to do than analyze someone's nose?? I mean you sound pretty obsess with it !!! And saying that you can't stand it is way too much! What people say is that is ironic that his last name is Bacon and he has a little bit of a piggy nose! But that's all, let's see how you feel if someone were to make a whole detailed text about a part of your body like you did with his nose, just think about it!! Besides there are much important things in life to worry about than someone's nose, mouth, legs, butt, etc. Go out there and enjoy life and stop wasting time in things that don't matter at all and that nobody care about !
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Deletehey dude, calm down. people enjoy it. how about you stop trolling around and get a life that no one will care about? seriously, grow up.
ReplyDeleteThe "He knows what's up." picture above best describes the disproportionate nose and lips
DeleteLol. Sup anonymous. Maybe you haven't heard of it, but there's a little thing called sarcasm. Look up the definition and apply it to this whole blog. You know, I would be completely honored if someone wrote an entire post about my butt actually. Thank you for taking the time to read this blog, by the way, but with all my respect sir, I truly cannot believe this site is for you. Maybe something a bit more kid friendly would do it for you.
ReplyDeleteThe poster that is seemingly obsessed with Kevin Bacon's nose failed to observe other features that may in fact, add to (or detract from) from his noticeable nose. His upper lip is pencil thin, giving him the appearance that he has no upper lip or that his lips seem pursed or tense (some elderly people have taught upper lips). His excessively upturned nose is reminiscent of two things: like when we were kids and pressed our noses up against glass in a temporary manner. A pug nose looks great on a kid but he didn't seem to grow out of his. A slight downward curve via corrective surgery would balance out the symmetry. Voila, no more nose pressed against the glass look. A mustache would nicely enhance a thin upper lip.
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ReplyDeleteThe poster that is seemingly obsessed with Kevin Bacon's nose failed to observe other features that may in fact, add to (or detract from) from his noticeable nose. His upper lip is pencil thin, giving him the appearance that he has no upper lip or that his lips seem pursed or tense (some elderly people have taught upper lips). His excessively upturned nose is reminiscent of two things: like when we kids and pressed our noses up against glass in a temporary manner. A pug nose looks great on a kid but he didn't seem to grow out of his. A slight downward curve via corrective surgery would balance out the symmetry. Voila, no more nose pressed against the glass look. A mustache would nicely enhance a thin upper lip.
ReplyDeleteBut NOT a toothbrush mustache like in the "scrunched up nose" in military uniform picture above. OMG, the obvious resemblance that would come from that!!! No need to elaborate!
ReplyDeleteI love his nose. I kinda wanna nibble on it.
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