Kevin Bacon's Nose

And yes, I did go through 13 pages of Google Images to get these photos. So. Incredibly. Worth. It.

This fascination with his nose began a while back, when I watched Footloose for the first time. Yes, that movie was excellent. Everyone was just dancing their butts off and having a great time and whatnot. As I reminisced about all the great, feel good, Inowwanttodancemybuttoff moments of the movie, I thought....is it just me or is Kevin Bacon's nose quite prominent?
I watched some weird movie called 'Picture Perfect' or something and that movie was terrible. Some weird crap about some stupid stuff, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. All I could focus on was HIS NOSE.

IT'S SOOOOO WEIIIRRRDDD. I can't stand it. It's like there's some huge, universal mystery about it that I just cannot quite place. Sooooo, I have compiled a bunch of pictures from le internet to propose my theory on how Kevin Bacon's nose will be an outbreak in history.

                                                     I just don't know. I wish I did, but I don't.

THE DAAARRK SIDE OOOFFF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

And then there's this guy. Geddit? 'KEVIN' in bacon. I thought that was quite the clever shirt.

 SWEET ORANGE EYEBROWS, WHOEVER DREW THIS. GREAT, NOW HE LOOKS LIKE CROOKSHANKS. 

 So hot. 

 But, your nose is just TOO FREAKING PROMINENT FOR THIS WORLD.

 Whooohhooaaa. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ONE, DID YOU? KEVIN BACON IMPERSONATING KEVIN BACON. This is a great look. That nose is seriously twice as big. Maybe my eyes are just deceiving me, but that nose is literally 3 inches wider than the last picture.

 He knows what's up.

 Heaven on earth....DO YOU SEE THE PUN?

 LOLWUT.

 I don't really know what this is from, but here is a great side profile of his nose. You can see exactly the point  of no return from here.

 Whether he is a teenage rebel or a mutant in First Class, that nose will stay strong. 

 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. You know we all do the 'jumpingintothejeansYAY' thing. 

He's just gone and made it the next coolest thing after planking. 

 Scrunched up nose.

 This is like 3/4 of a side profile. Sahrry.

IT'S SO PROMINENT THOUGH. 

Now I've gotten that out of my system. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Now you'll see XMEN First Class and all you'll see is KEVIN BACON'S NOSE. Don't get me wrong. It's a great nose. It's just peculiar in some way. 

All righty then. My work here is done.