Things That Annoy Me
1. When people say that another's baby is "sooo cute!!!" (you know the voice they...or you...uses). Here is an actual cute baby:
Awwww. Now that is adorable. You are allowed to be swooned now. His little blue eyes and puffed up hair and chubby cheeks and wittle smile....you get the point. This is a cute baby. Check.
Now here's the baby everyone says is "sooo cute!" NO MATTER WHAT:
AHHHH. Ewww. Ahhh. Nooo. Yes, the face has some potential, but really. Who in their right mind compares a dang baby to a fatty dog?? Look at that kid: he's like Dudley (ZING) as a kid! I feel so bad for this child. He's even grabbing onto his foot for support so he doesn't fall over from all that extra pudding and creamed corn. I believe it's the parent's fault. First, for feeding their kid this much food, and second of all, to take this picture with their little pug.
2. I LOATHE these skirts:
You know exactly what I mean. The waistband made of fatty black elastic material, with a ridiculous bright purple plaid design below it, or some other hideous color of plaid. Blehhh.
3. Twilight: I won't even post a picture because everyone in the world has been accustomed to this ridiculous fad that will eventually fade once this Jacob kid gets married, "wrinkled, lined and flabby" (20 points if you got that quote from a certain movie). If you haven't heard of this line of books/movies, congratulations! For your sake and the people around you, do not look it up. Please. You will be grateful soon.
4. When people hug obsessively:
Don't get me wrong. Hugs are awesome and really nice if you haven't seen someone in a while. But they are completely pointless if you just saw your friend 2 hours ago. There are certain people at my school who do this. Every minute of every hour of everyday. I have friends who do this also, but I don't think they understand when I awkwardly hug them back and say, "I'm pretty sure I just saw you ten minutes ago. And hugged you then."
5. Music with no...well...music:
I really enjoy listening to the radio. I love listening and dancing and shakin' my booty to Justin Timberlake just as much as the old hippy dude next to me on the highway. But then as soon as 'My Love' is over, the next song that comes on is some stupid rapper singing.. *eh hem* chanting.. * eh hem* yelling under a cupped hand about his "homies" and the "drugs" he gets to do with his "shawty" who is so "fine...mmm so fine". LOL. Yes, I did just lawl. This kind of "music" is so unnecessary. If I wanted to hear about some dude, his girlfriend and drugs, I could just listen to the guys walking next to me as I head upstairs to my next class. I'm not just talking about the words: I mean that there's no tune, melody, notes, nothing. Just a beat in the background and some dude mumbling stuff. Rapping is actually quite a talent, but it sounds bad if that's the only thing in the audio track.
6. An alarm clock or ringing phone:
The alarm clock reminds me that I have to get up early the next morning. Ringing phone = annoying, stupid ring that goes on and on and ON AND ON. Whether it's in church, a teacher's phone at school, a grocery store, anything.
7. Birds: I just really really don't like birds. I was at the beach a week ago, and I saw this poor soul getting attacked by this seagull! Crazy stuff there. Another example would be at my school a few months ago. We had this infestation of seagulls there. Worst. Experience. Of. My. Life. You basically had to run to class with your binder over your head with your worst jacket on, just in case you got pooped on. To top it off, we have to sit outside for lunch, so that was a nightmare by itself. It's not just the pooping - there's other things too. They just sit there looking at you when you're doing your own business walking around or something. Their little squawks are like the alarm clock I talked about earlier, except that I know I'll hear that stupid screeching noise every second of everyday. I love nature, but birds are only cool when they're flying high, high above you.
8. Creepy dudes:
Or just creepy people in general. Like this guy. (Sorry for the language right tharr.)
Awwww. Now that is adorable. You are allowed to be swooned now. His little blue eyes and puffed up hair and chubby cheeks and wittle smile....you get the point. This is a cute baby. Check.Now here's the baby everyone says is "sooo cute!" NO MATTER WHAT:
AHHHH. Ewww. Ahhh. Nooo. Yes, the face has some potential, but really. Who in their right mind compares a dang baby to a fatty dog?? Look at that kid: he's like Dudley (ZING) as a kid! I feel so bad for this child. He's even grabbing onto his foot for support so he doesn't fall over from all that extra pudding and creamed corn. I believe it's the parent's fault. First, for feeding their kid this much food, and second of all, to take this picture with their little pug.
2. I LOATHE these skirts:
You know exactly what I mean. The waistband made of fatty black elastic material, with a ridiculous bright purple plaid design below it, or some other hideous color of plaid. Blehhh.
3. Twilight: I won't even post a picture because everyone in the world has been accustomed to this ridiculous fad that will eventually fade once this Jacob kid gets married, "wrinkled, lined and flabby" (20 points if you got that quote from a certain movie). If you haven't heard of this line of books/movies, congratulations! For your sake and the people around you, do not look it up. Please. You will be grateful soon.
4. When people hug obsessively:
Don't get me wrong. Hugs are awesome and really nice if you haven't seen someone in a while. But they are completely pointless if you just saw your friend 2 hours ago. There are certain people at my school who do this. Every minute of every hour of everyday. I have friends who do this also, but I don't think they understand when I awkwardly hug them back and say, "I'm pretty sure I just saw you ten minutes ago. And hugged you then."5. Music with no...well...music:
I really enjoy listening to the radio. I love listening and dancing and shakin' my booty to Justin Timberlake just as much as the old hippy dude next to me on the highway. But then as soon as 'My Love' is over, the next song that comes on is some stupid rapper singing.. *eh hem* chanting.. * eh hem* yelling under a cupped hand about his "homies" and the "drugs" he gets to do with his "shawty" who is so "fine...mmm so fine". LOL. Yes, I did just lawl. This kind of "music" is so unnecessary. If I wanted to hear about some dude, his girlfriend and drugs, I could just listen to the guys walking next to me as I head upstairs to my next class. I'm not just talking about the words: I mean that there's no tune, melody, notes, nothing. Just a beat in the background and some dude mumbling stuff. Rapping is actually quite a talent, but it sounds bad if that's the only thing in the audio track.6. An alarm clock or ringing phone:
The alarm clock reminds me that I have to get up early the next morning. Ringing phone = annoying, stupid ring that goes on and on and ON AND ON. Whether it's in church, a teacher's phone at school, a grocery store, anything.7. Birds: I just really really don't like birds. I was at the beach a week ago, and I saw this poor soul getting attacked by this seagull! Crazy stuff there. Another example would be at my school a few months ago. We had this infestation of seagulls there. Worst. Experience. Of. My. Life. You basically had to run to class with your binder over your head with your worst jacket on, just in case you got pooped on. To top it off, we have to sit outside for lunch, so that was a nightmare by itself. It's not just the pooping - there's other things too. They just sit there looking at you when you're doing your own business walking around or something. Their little squawks are like the alarm clock I talked about earlier, except that I know I'll hear that stupid screeching noise every second of everyday. I love nature, but birds are only cool when they're flying high, high above you.
8. Creepy dudes:
Or just creepy people in general. Like this guy. (Sorry for the language right tharr.)
come on...you are not into creepy trench coat and plaid skirt wearing dudes who own pet birds, own Twilight movies and books, and rap to themselves? haha you are funny...
ReplyDeleteHey Justine!
ReplyDeleteVery funny and creative stuff - I loved it all!
Papa