I haven't updated this blog in a month or so.
I changed the background to this gloomy, rainy mountain.
People are obsessed with 'less than 3' (<3....stupid hearts)
People still listen to Green Day.
I pull the shower curtain back every time I go to the bathroom, just to make sure there's no one hiding.
Ketchup goes on everything.
People yell in their car to the idiot driver in front of them.....
I hate animal movies. March of the Penguins, Eight Below, Marley and Me, etc.
I cried when I watched Gandalf dying in the Fellowship of the Ring.
Steve Jobs keeps making products.
People keep making fun of Justin Bieber. She's human too you know!
People don't rock out to Josh Groban more often. GENIUS.
My dogs are gay.
I can't accept the fact that Dumbledore died.
Spongebob can't pass his driver's test.
People keep eating McDonald's.
Girls at my school have pictures of Megan Fox on their binders. Not trying to be rude, but is she a role model to you or something? Yeah, she's pretty amazing, but there is no freaking reason to have her half naked body on your folder where everyone else can see it. You're not helping yourself, you know.
We have more homework than classwork. I understand 'applying the lesson at home', but there is no reason we have to slave over FOUR HOURS OF MATH HOMEWORK to 'apply' ourselves *facepalms*
The Dollar Store is so awesome.
I'm scared to update my iPod.
Sheet music costs SIX DOLLARS!!!
Vanilla pudding is better than chocolate.
You rarely get a succulent, ripe, sweet watermelon at the grocery store.
Shot glasses are so cute looking.
People feel the need to text every second.
Wheat Thins are so addicting.
People are so STUPID in movies.
Adults are so STUPID in movies, and the children are always right.
12 ridiculous ad pop up windows are shoved in your face when you accidentally click the 'click here to see the secret behind white teeth! An at home mom figured out this one simple trick!' box.
People slather themselves in makeup. Not acceptable.
People haven't heard of Ben Folds.
There are like, 16 unpopped kernels at the bottom of each popcorn bag. Ahhh.
People like Silly Bands.
Thrift stores are so amazing. Hmmm.
I'm so freaking awesome.
Ke$ha won't wash her hair.
Lindsay Lohan keeps getting in trouble. She's such a good girl!**
Movie people don't make awesome movies like 'Airplane', 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', or 'The Money Pit' anymore. Losers.... I'll be a director then. Time to take this into my own hands anyway.
People eat their fortune cookies BEFORE they're finished with their food.
People crank up the air conditioning when it's like, 70 degrees out.
People are so stupid.
People FREAK out about video games. World of Warcraft, XBox, etc. Well, if someone hacked your account, then yeah, that's something to be angry about. But if someone stands in front of the TV screen while you're playing, there is no reason to get frustrated. Be calm and say, "Excuse me, could you please move?". Do NOT scream like someone's about to gouge your freaking eyes out and protest, "GET OUT OF HERE! I'M DYING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!". Oh bonus right here: Let's say someone's watching a movie, so DON'T FREAKING INTERRUPT THEM AND SAY, "OH I'M GOING TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME NOW. So you can leave."
People say everything is gay. Some things are, but let's just saaaaaay:
Person 1 (Xavier): Wow. Egg rolls are so good. *noms on egg rolls*
Person 2 (Zack): Egg rolls are gross. They're so gay. *glares at Person 1*
Xavier: Well....I think they're pretty delicious. Orange chicken is really good. Do you like orange chicken?
Zack: Orange chicken is gay.
Xavier: Dude, you're never getting a girlfriend *walks away*
Zack: GAY! *struts away*
Weeeell. I think you get the point. I kind of exaggerated it a bit at the end, but you know what's up - Some person really likes something, and then another person has to ruin it and say that's it's gay.
J.K. Rowling doesn't write another book.....
Stephanie Meyers keeps writing books.
A burger is six dollars. "When I was your age, we could buy burgers for a dollar!"
Hey Arnold! isn't still aired on TV.
Math is so difficult to comprehend....for me, anyways.
God doesn't just strike some people down with lightning sometimes.
Girls are obsessive about getting a boyfriend. Calm the heck down.
The Village soundtrack is so amazing.
I secretly listen to epic orchestral music.
People still say:
"That's so bomb!"
"You're so hardcore!"
"ILY" ('I love you', but is too hard to apparently spell out....or even SAY)
" 'Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now."
"FAIL!"
"EPIC FAIL!"
Harry can't fix his eyesight.
They didn't make more Jaws movies!!! They were so good!**
People feel the need to praise someone every second of the flipping day. Like, "Oh, you're drawing is really good!" "Uhhhh. That's a star?"
....And that's all I can think of right now. Obviously, some of the stuff here is stuff I do know, but am wondering why other people still do it. Hmmph. Hopefully, I'll get another post here sooner than my lazy self did with this one.
*Controversial topics may arise. You have been warned.
**If you didn't get my sarcasm, you have no soul.
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