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My summer just rocked my life, basically. I'm back at school now, and I guess it's okay. What am I supposed to say? "SCHOOL IS SO GLORIOUS AND WONDERFULLLLL. OH MY GOODNESS, I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK!!" I swear, if anyone else asks me if I'm "excited" to be back at school, I will toss them in the lake with the giant squid (Harry Potter reference ftw). I don't know a single freaking person who is actually hopping about wherever they're standing/sitting and shouting "YES" at the top of their lungs when asked if they're excited for school. Suuurrreee, I'm thankful for school so that I can start writing better (summer sucks the smarticleness out of me), but not for all those other things school brings. If you are a grown person reading this, maybe you'll flash back to a time in high school and you will remember some crap you went through.
-The food doesn't actually suck that much. We have Hot Pockets, awesome chicken sandwiches, cookies, pizza, chinese food. We actually don't even have a cafeteria with trays and stuff. They're just these huge lines that you wait in for 1/4 of your lunch time.
-Your friends will think you are really weird if you have the song 'Strange Charm' memorized. NERDFIGHTERS FTW.
-I'm really friendly and happy for the first few periods of the day, and then I feel like crap the rest of the day, so I stop being friendly and happy and just want to get the dang day over with.
-Popular people SUCK. Since I'm not popular, cute, famous, or invited to any of those friggin keg parties, I have to have a PERSONALITY to keep my sanity in check. Popular people all agree on the same things, talk the same way, dress the same, eat....nothing (diets, yo), and go to the same parties. Well I have a freaking OPINION. They shun you at school if you're not pretty/popular/awesome enough, so I have to make myself heard and crap. It's RIDICULOUS. Sorry that my explanation isn't clear enough. In other words, popular people talk about getting drunk and laid. I talk about Do-Re-freaking Mi, nerdy jokes, Doctor Who, and quarks. SUCK ON THAT, JERKS. I HOPE YOU PEOPLE READ THIS.
-The teachers who seem really nice at the beginning of the year and then turn out to be spawns of satan a month later. Thanks for "teaching", Algebra 2 teacher who shall not be named. Yeah, I learned LOADS in your class. By the way, when I was eating gobstoppers in your class (because I have no respect for you whatsoever if your teaching methods are full of crap), I also noticed four other people eating as well. So thank you very much for giving me the only detention. You're the best.
-Sarcasm is one of the few things that will create best friends.
-Lol, when you're the one person who enjoys a class and everyone else hates the subject as well as the teacher. For instance, I loved World History and my teacher. That was probably my favorite class last year. As I was talking to people this year, I found out that everyone loathed that class....except me. Those n00bs. They're probably all sore losers because they all failed or something.
-Don't make assumptions. Yes, I just did make about four assumptions in the last sentence about my old history class, but that was actually part way true. I emphasized a bit so that it could be a bit more humorous. Anyhow, people who make assumptions about you need to rethink their LIVES. I know this isn't school related, but I used to volunteer at the library to assist people with their computers. My job was ridiculously easy: I walked around for 2 hours, asking people if they need help with anything, etc. So easy. So this one day, nobody needed help because there weren't too many people there anyway. So I asked the woman who worked at the Computer Assistance desk if I could grab a chair, sit in the MIDDLE of the library where everyone with a computer could see me (I had this awesome badge that said in big letters 'COMPUTER ASSISTANCE VOLUNTEER') and read a book for a few minutes, walk around for a few minutes, rinse and repeat. She said, "Yes, of course!" so I did. Believe me, awkwardly hovering over people isn't as fun as it seems. Your feet start to freaking hurt. No one needs help with their computers because it's THE 21ST CENTURY NOW. EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO USE A COMPUTER. And I can freely say this, because you are using some sort of technology to read this. ANYHOW, I sat down because I was tired as heck. After about 5 minutes, I got back up again to walk around and ask if anyone needed help (pffft). After those minutes were up, I sat back down again. Then this random freaking dude walks by and says, "Good job!" with his thumbs up. WHAT THE CRAP, BRO. I have no IDEA if this guy was being sarcastic or not. THANKS FOR MAKING YOUR INTENTIONS CLEAR, HOMEBOY. He could have actually really liked that a volunteer was there if any assistance was needed, or he could have assumed I was lazy for sitting there every few minutes. Why don't YOU try walking around the library like a loser for 2 hours then?! It doesn't even sound like a big deal, but it is if people don't (and I cannot stress this enough) SEE THE HUGE BUTTON ON YOUR FREAKING SHIRT. Come on, REALLY, people?? It's RIGHT. THERE. You people are SO STUPID. For a ridiculously smart generation, you people need to look the frick up from your computers once in a while when you need help. Just....*breathes*. Look at the daily situation of my volunteering:
Dude has a questioning look on his face when staring at his computer screen. This happens often, so I don't go to him. His face gets really confused after a minute or so, and looks around for someone to help him. He sees me (yes, he sees my button - congrats), AND LOOKS AWAY. Then he goes to the help desk and asks his question.
You, sir, ARE AN IDIOT. What do you think I'm here for??? Why would I sign up to help people with their computers if I don't know squat about computers in the first place? Of COURSE I know how to fix your problems! I'm a volunteer to HELP you, not to stand around looking like a fool. Gee, thanks for you cooperation, random stranger. I hope you get a MacBook Pro and someone steals it.
-When someone mentions something and you get really worked up about it. Sahrry. (the library situation, basically)
-Math is a load of crap. Okay, maybe YOU like math, but I despise it. I took Geometry freshman year, Algebra 2 sophmore year, and I was supposed to take Modern Math this year (which is just a business math sort of...) but a lot of stuff happened, so basically I have to take Trigonometry/Probability and Statistics instead. Bleeehh.
-I always fall asleep in any math class I have. Last year I had it 3rd period, and this year I have it 5th period. Doesn't matter what time of the day it's in, as long as the subject is math, I will be out when 15 minutes goes by.
-No matter how hard I want it to be true, my school will never be Hogwarts.
-I will never have Severus Snape as my teacher. DAAANNNG IIITTTTTTTT.
-David Tennant was the best Doctor.
-LOST is the craziest freaking mind twisting show I've ever seen. Y U NO LEAVE ISLAND, SAWYER, MICHAEL, JIN, AND WALT??? (Season 1 reference. Sahrry.)
-Teachers with accents suck because you can never understand what they're saying and you will most likely learn everything wrong. How terrific.
-I love poet Dillain Thomas's last words: “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys. I do believe that’s the record.”
-Nerdy jokes are the best things in the world. For example:
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “Well, not really, but I can tell you exactly where I was.” The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk and he says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrodinger just says, “Well, I do now!”. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Isn't that just terrific? 
-Nerdy people are the funniest people you will ever meet. 
-I'd rather be nerdy and full of awesome rather than a popular person. 
-That awkward moment when you realize your school looks like a prison, and you keep going anyway.
-Those silly, awkward name games you play first day of school.
-You get really angry when your favorite lunch item's price is raised.
-Your face.

All right, I ran out of humor. It's like 1:30 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, okay?? I guess that list thing was supposed to be about school, but I went off topic a bit. Well who cares. IT'S MY BLOG. SUCK ON THAT.

I Don't Know Why....*

I haven't updated this blog in a month or so.
I changed the background to this gloomy, rainy mountain.
People are obsessed with 'less than 3' (<3....stupid hearts)
People still listen to Green Day.
I pull the shower curtain back every time I go to the bathroom, just to make sure there's no one hiding.
Ketchup goes on everything.
People yell in their car to the idiot driver in front of them.....
I hate animal movies. March of the Penguins, Eight Below, Marley and Me, etc.
I cried when I watched Gandalf dying in the Fellowship of the Ring.
Steve Jobs keeps making products.
People keep making fun of Justin Bieber. She's human too you know!
People don't rock out to Josh Groban more often. GENIUS.
My dogs are gay.
I can't accept the fact that Dumbledore died.
Spongebob can't pass his driver's test.
People keep eating McDonald's.
Girls at my school have pictures of Megan Fox on their binders. Not trying to be rude, but is she a role model to you or something? Yeah, she's pretty amazing, but there is no freaking reason to have her half naked body on your folder where everyone else can see it. You're not helping yourself, you know.
We have more homework than classwork. I understand 'applying the lesson at home', but there is no reason we have to slave over FOUR HOURS OF MATH HOMEWORK to 'apply' ourselves *facepalms*
The Dollar Store is so awesome.
I'm scared to update my iPod.
Sheet music costs SIX DOLLARS!!!
Vanilla pudding is better than chocolate.
You rarely get a succulent, ripe, sweet watermelon at the grocery store.
Shot glasses are so cute looking.
People feel the need to text every second.
Wheat Thins are so addicting.
People are so STUPID in movies.
Adults are so STUPID in movies, and the children are always right.
12 ridiculous ad pop up windows are shoved in your face when you accidentally click the 'click here to see the secret behind white teeth! An at home mom figured out this one simple trick!' box.
People slather themselves in makeup. Not acceptable.
People haven't heard of Ben Folds.
There are like, 16 unpopped kernels at the bottom of each popcorn bag. Ahhh.
People like Silly Bands.
Thrift stores are so amazing. Hmmm.
I'm so freaking awesome.
Ke$ha won't wash her hair.
Lindsay Lohan keeps getting in trouble. She's such a good girl!**
Movie people don't make awesome movies like 'Airplane', 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail', or 'The Money Pit' anymore. Losers.... I'll be a director then. Time to take this into my own hands anyway.
People eat their fortune cookies BEFORE they're finished with their food.
People crank up the air conditioning when it's like, 70 degrees out.
People are so stupid.
People FREAK out about video games. World of Warcraft, XBox, etc. Well, if someone hacked your account, then yeah, that's something to be angry about. But if someone stands in front of the TV screen while you're playing, there is no reason to get frustrated. Be calm and say, "Excuse me, could you please move?". Do NOT scream like someone's about to gouge your freaking eyes out and protest, "GET OUT OF HERE! I'M DYING! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!". Oh bonus right here: Let's say someone's watching a movie, so DON'T FREAKING INTERRUPT THEM AND SAY, "OH I'M GOING TO PLAY A VIDEO GAME NOW. So you can leave."
People say everything is gay. Some things are, but let's just saaaaaay:
Person 1 (Xavier): Wow. Egg rolls are so good. *noms on egg rolls*
Person 2 (Zack): Egg rolls are gross. They're so gay. *glares at Person 1*
Xavier: Well....I think they're pretty delicious. Orange chicken is really good. Do you like orange chicken?
Zack: Orange chicken is gay.
Xavier: Dude, you're never getting a girlfriend *walks away*
Zack: GAY! *struts away*
Weeeell. I think you get the point. I kind of exaggerated it a bit at the end, but you know what's up - Some person really likes something, and then another person has to ruin it and say that's it's gay.
J.K. Rowling doesn't write another book.....
Stephanie Meyers keeps writing books.
A burger is six dollars. "When I was your age, we could buy burgers for a dollar!"
Hey Arnold! isn't still aired on TV.
Math is so difficult to comprehend....for me, anyways.
God doesn't just strike some people down with lightning sometimes.
Girls are obsessive about getting a boyfriend. Calm the heck down.
The Village soundtrack is so amazing.
I secretly listen to epic orchestral music.
People still say:
"That's so bomb!"
"You're so hardcore!"
"ILY" ('I love you', but is too hard to apparently spell out....or even SAY)
" 'Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now."
"FAIL!"
"EPIC FAIL!"
 Harry can't fix his eyesight.
They didn't make more Jaws movies!!! They were so good!**
People feel the need to praise someone every second of the flipping day. Like, "Oh, you're drawing is really good!" "Uhhhh. That's a star?"

....And that's all I can think of right now. Obviously, some of the stuff here is stuff I do know, but am wondering why other people still do it. Hmmph. Hopefully, I'll get another post here sooner than my lazy self did with this one.



*Controversial topics may arise. You have been warned.
**If you didn't get my sarcasm, you have no soul.

First Post EVAR!

All right, let me just start by saying: Heyyy! If you've come here, you are probably seriously bored. Is this the best you can do? Come here?? Well if you're still reading, I suppose so...
Nevermind all that chit-chat. Since this is my blog, I'm going to start off with ME. Yeah, that's right. My name is Justine. I live in the wonderful-stereotypical-everyone-surfs-here-and-is-tan-and-knows-Beyonce California! Yayyyy. I hate to go into this 'here's all this stuff about me' spheel, but you have to understand a bit of me before you read this thing. I LOVE Harry Potter. Really. It's the best thing since Google. I am also in love with Ben Folds, Michael Buble, and Dashboard Confessional. My favorite past times are playing piano, going on the computer, watching movies, reading, and whatnot. I'll explain more stuff in later posts, but for now, here's the minimum info.