Kevin Bacon's Nose

And yes, I did go through 13 pages of Google Images to get these photos. So. Incredibly. Worth. It.

This fascination with his nose began a while back, when I watched Footloose for the first time. Yes, that movie was excellent. Everyone was just dancing their butts off and having a great time and whatnot. As I reminisced about all the great, feel good, Inowwanttodancemybuttoff moments of the movie, I thought....is it just me or is Kevin Bacon's nose quite prominent?
I watched some weird movie called 'Picture Perfect' or something and that movie was terrible. Some weird crap about some stupid stuff, I DON'T EVEN KNOW. All I could focus on was HIS NOSE.

IT'S SOOOOO WEIIIRRRDDD. I can't stand it. It's like there's some huge, universal mystery about it that I just cannot quite place. Sooooo, I have compiled a bunch of pictures from le internet to propose my theory on how Kevin Bacon's nose will be an outbreak in history.

                                                     I just don't know. I wish I did, but I don't.

THE DAAARRK SIDE OOOFFF THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON.

And then there's this guy. Geddit? 'KEVIN' in bacon. I thought that was quite the clever shirt.

 SWEET ORANGE EYEBROWS, WHOEVER DREW THIS. GREAT, NOW HE LOOKS LIKE CROOKSHANKS. 

 So hot. 

 But, your nose is just TOO FREAKING PROMINENT FOR THIS WORLD.

 Whooohhooaaa. DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ONE, DID YOU? KEVIN BACON IMPERSONATING KEVIN BACON. This is a great look. That nose is seriously twice as big. Maybe my eyes are just deceiving me, but that nose is literally 3 inches wider than the last picture.

 He knows what's up.

 Heaven on earth....DO YOU SEE THE PUN?

 LOLWUT.

 I don't really know what this is from, but here is a great side profile of his nose. You can see exactly the point  of no return from here.

 Whether he is a teenage rebel or a mutant in First Class, that nose will stay strong. 

 HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. You know we all do the 'jumpingintothejeansYAY' thing. 

He's just gone and made it the next coolest thing after planking. 

 Scrunched up nose.

 This is like 3/4 of a side profile. Sahrry.

IT'S SO PROMINENT THOUGH. 

Now I've gotten that out of my system. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh. Now you'll see XMEN First Class and all you'll see is KEVIN BACON'S NOSE. Don't get me wrong. It's a great nose. It's just peculiar in some way. 

All righty then. My work here is done. 

LOLOLOL

My summer just rocked my life, basically. I'm back at school now, and I guess it's okay. What am I supposed to say? "SCHOOL IS SO GLORIOUS AND WONDERFULLLLL. OH MY GOODNESS, I'M SO GLAD TO BE BACK!!" I swear, if anyone else asks me if I'm "excited" to be back at school, I will toss them in the lake with the giant squid (Harry Potter reference ftw). I don't know a single freaking person who is actually hopping about wherever they're standing/sitting and shouting "YES" at the top of their lungs when asked if they're excited for school. Suuurrreee, I'm thankful for school so that I can start writing better (summer sucks the smarticleness out of me), but not for all those other things school brings. If you are a grown person reading this, maybe you'll flash back to a time in high school and you will remember some crap you went through.
-The food doesn't actually suck that much. We have Hot Pockets, awesome chicken sandwiches, cookies, pizza, chinese food. We actually don't even have a cafeteria with trays and stuff. They're just these huge lines that you wait in for 1/4 of your lunch time.
-Your friends will think you are really weird if you have the song 'Strange Charm' memorized. NERDFIGHTERS FTW.
-I'm really friendly and happy for the first few periods of the day, and then I feel like crap the rest of the day, so I stop being friendly and happy and just want to get the dang day over with.
-Popular people SUCK. Since I'm not popular, cute, famous, or invited to any of those friggin keg parties, I have to have a PERSONALITY to keep my sanity in check. Popular people all agree on the same things, talk the same way, dress the same, eat....nothing (diets, yo), and go to the same parties. Well I have a freaking OPINION. They shun you at school if you're not pretty/popular/awesome enough, so I have to make myself heard and crap. It's RIDICULOUS. Sorry that my explanation isn't clear enough. In other words, popular people talk about getting drunk and laid. I talk about Do-Re-freaking Mi, nerdy jokes, Doctor Who, and quarks. SUCK ON THAT, JERKS. I HOPE YOU PEOPLE READ THIS.
-The teachers who seem really nice at the beginning of the year and then turn out to be spawns of satan a month later. Thanks for "teaching", Algebra 2 teacher who shall not be named. Yeah, I learned LOADS in your class. By the way, when I was eating gobstoppers in your class (because I have no respect for you whatsoever if your teaching methods are full of crap), I also noticed four other people eating as well. So thank you very much for giving me the only detention. You're the best.
-Sarcasm is one of the few things that will create best friends.
-Lol, when you're the one person who enjoys a class and everyone else hates the subject as well as the teacher. For instance, I loved World History and my teacher. That was probably my favorite class last year. As I was talking to people this year, I found out that everyone loathed that class....except me. Those n00bs. They're probably all sore losers because they all failed or something.
-Don't make assumptions. Yes, I just did make about four assumptions in the last sentence about my old history class, but that was actually part way true. I emphasized a bit so that it could be a bit more humorous. Anyhow, people who make assumptions about you need to rethink their LIVES. I know this isn't school related, but I used to volunteer at the library to assist people with their computers. My job was ridiculously easy: I walked around for 2 hours, asking people if they need help with anything, etc. So easy. So this one day, nobody needed help because there weren't too many people there anyway. So I asked the woman who worked at the Computer Assistance desk if I could grab a chair, sit in the MIDDLE of the library where everyone with a computer could see me (I had this awesome badge that said in big letters 'COMPUTER ASSISTANCE VOLUNTEER') and read a book for a few minutes, walk around for a few minutes, rinse and repeat. She said, "Yes, of course!" so I did. Believe me, awkwardly hovering over people isn't as fun as it seems. Your feet start to freaking hurt. No one needs help with their computers because it's THE 21ST CENTURY NOW. EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO USE A COMPUTER. And I can freely say this, because you are using some sort of technology to read this. ANYHOW, I sat down because I was tired as heck. After about 5 minutes, I got back up again to walk around and ask if anyone needed help (pffft). After those minutes were up, I sat back down again. Then this random freaking dude walks by and says, "Good job!" with his thumbs up. WHAT THE CRAP, BRO. I have no IDEA if this guy was being sarcastic or not. THANKS FOR MAKING YOUR INTENTIONS CLEAR, HOMEBOY. He could have actually really liked that a volunteer was there if any assistance was needed, or he could have assumed I was lazy for sitting there every few minutes. Why don't YOU try walking around the library like a loser for 2 hours then?! It doesn't even sound like a big deal, but it is if people don't (and I cannot stress this enough) SEE THE HUGE BUTTON ON YOUR FREAKING SHIRT. Come on, REALLY, people?? It's RIGHT. THERE. You people are SO STUPID. For a ridiculously smart generation, you people need to look the frick up from your computers once in a while when you need help. Just....*breathes*. Look at the daily situation of my volunteering:
Dude has a questioning look on his face when staring at his computer screen. This happens often, so I don't go to him. His face gets really confused after a minute or so, and looks around for someone to help him. He sees me (yes, he sees my button - congrats), AND LOOKS AWAY. Then he goes to the help desk and asks his question.
You, sir, ARE AN IDIOT. What do you think I'm here for??? Why would I sign up to help people with their computers if I don't know squat about computers in the first place? Of COURSE I know how to fix your problems! I'm a volunteer to HELP you, not to stand around looking like a fool. Gee, thanks for you cooperation, random stranger. I hope you get a MacBook Pro and someone steals it.
-When someone mentions something and you get really worked up about it. Sahrry. (the library situation, basically)
-Math is a load of crap. Okay, maybe YOU like math, but I despise it. I took Geometry freshman year, Algebra 2 sophmore year, and I was supposed to take Modern Math this year (which is just a business math sort of...) but a lot of stuff happened, so basically I have to take Trigonometry/Probability and Statistics instead. Bleeehh.
-I always fall asleep in any math class I have. Last year I had it 3rd period, and this year I have it 5th period. Doesn't matter what time of the day it's in, as long as the subject is math, I will be out when 15 minutes goes by.
-No matter how hard I want it to be true, my school will never be Hogwarts.
-I will never have Severus Snape as my teacher. DAAANNNG IIITTTTTTTT.
-David Tennant was the best Doctor.
-LOST is the craziest freaking mind twisting show I've ever seen. Y U NO LEAVE ISLAND, SAWYER, MICHAEL, JIN, AND WALT??? (Season 1 reference. Sahrry.)
-Teachers with accents suck because you can never understand what they're saying and you will most likely learn everything wrong. How terrific.
-I love poet Dillain Thomas's last words: “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys. I do believe that’s the record.”
-Nerdy jokes are the best things in the world. For example:
Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving in a car and they get pulled over. The police officer asks, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg says, “Well, not really, but I can tell you exactly where I was.” The officer thinks that this peculiar response is grounds for a search, and he finds a dead cat in the trunk and he says, “Do you guys know that there’s a dead cat in your trunk?” and Schrodinger just says, “Well, I do now!”. HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA. Isn't that just terrific? 
-Nerdy people are the funniest people you will ever meet. 
-I'd rather be nerdy and full of awesome rather than a popular person. 
-That awkward moment when you realize your school looks like a prison, and you keep going anyway.
-Those silly, awkward name games you play first day of school.
-You get really angry when your favorite lunch item's price is raised.
-Your face.

All right, I ran out of humor. It's like 1:30 am on a Friday night/Saturday morning, okay?? I guess that list thing was supposed to be about school, but I went off topic a bit. Well who cares. IT'S MY BLOG. SUCK ON THAT.